
Bring a touch of historical humor and bold attitude to your everyday wardrobe with the "Stay Strapped or Get Clapped Basic" tee. Featuring a hilarious, parody quote playfully attributed to George Washington circa 1776, this shirt is the ultimate statement piece for history buffs with a sense of humor, meme lovers, and anyone who appreciates a witty twist on classic Americana.
Printed on the dependable Gildan 5000, this heavy cotton tee is built to serve as a long-lasting, comfortable staple in your collection.
Key FeaturesPremium Everyday Comfort: Crafted from 100% medium-weight US cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel that keeps you comfortable year-round.
Classic, Timeless Fit: The relaxed fit and clean crew neckline provide a versatile look that easily transitions from a casual day out to a semi-formal laugh.
Durable & Smooth Design: Built with a seamless body to eliminate side irritation and reinforced shoulder taping to ensure the shirt holds its shape wash after wash.
Scratch-Free Experience: Say goodbye to neckline itch with the ultra-convenient, completely tear-away label.
Ethically & Sustainably Made: Proudly produced using 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol and certified by OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 for sustainable production practices.
Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly over the graphic print to ensure the design stays sharp and vibrant for years to come.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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